people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it
How to beat the summer heat!
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
[slams fist on the table] DEAN WINCHESTER DESERVES TO BE HAPPY.
[angrily stomps foot] CROWLEY DESERVES TO BE LOVED
[furiously punches a wall] SAM DESERVES TO HAVE A DOG
[Slams all the doors] AND CAS NEEDS HIS GUINEA PIG/FUZZY ANIMAL
[burns house down] ADAM DESERVES TO BE RESCUED
my favorite story ever is that on mick jagger’s 25th birthday in ‘68 he invited a bunch of celebrities and played jumpin’ jack flash and sympathy for the devil n everyone liked it but then paul mccartney slipped the dj a copy of hey jude/revolution and everyone went crazy and told them to play it again and for the rest of the night mick was super pissed bc paul mccartney outshone him at his own party
way to go paul
This post has rendered my incapable of any rational thought or deed. Excuse me while I just stare at the gifs for a while.
Sometimes I have really fucked up thoughts like
What if I’m the only actual living thing with free will and everything around me is just fake
What if I’m in some kind of video game like dimension where I’m the only human being and everyone else is some type of controlled robot
What if nothing is actually real
What if this is all a hallucination and other people don’t actually exist
- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
when people start getting close to your friends
Who’s the talking animal here?! It must be you because I am barfing unicorn, not a talking unicorn
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
Summoning the ogrelord
he went to gods thumb and came back
Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole