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grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

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stripe-d:

how to shop in two steps :

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terrakion:

why

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

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Via: neptunain
stanleyfromtheoffice:

Defend butts.

stanleyfromtheoffice:

Defend butts.

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"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via mylifeasjessss)
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radxcalscull:

braneisamazing:

You can say what you want but Good Luck Charlie was a great ‘new’ Disney show.

i have to strongly agree

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lookoo-lucy:

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

help me

lookoo-lucy:

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

help me

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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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ALH