i’m fluent in talking shit
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
I HEARD THAT
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.
Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.
Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.
Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.
today some stoned senior taught me how to give a handjob and apparently I have to “treat the dick like a baby and stroke it softly” bye
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
if my blog ever convinced you to watch a tv series
- you’re welcome
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
just let it go, evelyne